Sunday, April 10, 2011

Joke AnyOne??

Money is not everything,
There's Mastercard and Visa

If your father is a poor man, 
It is your fate, but
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity

Practice make perfect...
but nobody perfect...
so, why practice??

if it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for??

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak..

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

never put off the work till tomorrow
that you can put off today

Your future depends on your dreams
So, go to sleep..

There should be a better way to start a day
then waking up every morning

The more you learn the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
the more you forget the less you know
So...why learn??

a bus station is where a bus stops.
a train station is where a train stops,
on my desk, i have a work station..
what more can i say...??

marriage is an institution where
the man loses his BACHELOR degree
and the woman gets her MASTER.
After years of marriage,
they both become PhD (Problem Holder Degree)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
the person who created the alphabets was so genius,
but he makes mistake by keeping U and I so far apart

God is too wise that he created
friends without price tags.
because if He did
some of us wouldn't be able to
afford to buy our valuable friends...